omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
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her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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