Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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