I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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