Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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