I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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