Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So many bounce houses so little time
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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