We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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