I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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