I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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