I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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