It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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