You're so nebulous sometimes
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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