Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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