Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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