but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Green mimosas i think yes
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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