She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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