Do vagina's smell?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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