im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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