Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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