after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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