There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I have post one night stand depression
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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