thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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