The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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