I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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