There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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