ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
