i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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