Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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