: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did I show you my penis last night?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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