hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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