Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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