My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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