My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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