oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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