Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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