If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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