who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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