I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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