Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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