when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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