you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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