It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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