Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
17 year olds will be the death of me.
it glows. i had to have it.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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