how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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