these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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