you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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