Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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