She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I would ride that face into the sunset
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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