Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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