I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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