Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
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so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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