I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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