STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
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gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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