yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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