why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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