**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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