This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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