i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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